I just received a package containing a 4 dead zebras, a whip & Webster's Dictionary. What should I do?

eBay...'nough saidI just received a package containing a 4 dead zebras, a whip %26amp; Webster's Dictionary. What should I do?
Tie the dead zebras together with the whip and use them as a chair to read your dictionary in.
Go to a mental hospital..FreakI just received a package containing a 4 dead zebras, a whip %26amp; Webster's Dictionary. What should I do?
WTH? They were alive when I put them in the box!!!



.I just received a package containing a 4 dead zebras, a whip %26amp; Webster's Dictionary. What should I do?
Trade it in for something that is life......The bible....
Maybe they aren't dead. Maybe they need a little slap to wake up. And one of their names is Webster and you have his dictionary there.
look up "bungalow" in the dictionary,

buy some midgets, whip them, and do the mexican hat dance around the dead zebras! duh!
Try to define 'atheism' as a religion.
Whip the dead zebras to soften up the meant and then use the pages in the book to start a fire. Tear the Zebras apart with your bare MAN TEETH and then cook it over the open flames! Share your gift with a pretty little lady. Seduce her with the offerings of Zebra meat and lay with her, then get the kinks out of your lust with the whip ;)



Don't ever call her back!
What happened??

the Webster DictionAaryy?????? ii put the zeberas in there , noo whiip , and the book was WET DIC !!

the zebras must have lost theiir penisiis , [ whiip

[ annd the crapp must have spelled the other letters .!
make a sculpture and sell it for a million euros.
swap the zebras for dead horses and start to flog them, while standing on the dictionary
Okay.



Grab the dictionary and the whip.



Proceed loquaciously to profligate vociferously upon the zebras with the business end of the whip.
First I'd wonder who would have sent such a wonderful gift!
Forward it to Barack Obama. I meant to send it to the White House. Sorry. (Did you say the zebras are DEAD? I should have used UPS.!)
Well, if it's the original Webster's Dictionary from 1846, you should sit on the zebra and read it. If it's the new one, you can throw it away because they've changed the definitions of many of the words to remove any religious connotations. Amazing how much has to be rewritten to get God out of it!
Send it back, you got screwed.